Whee~
Nowadays lazy to post ler..
-.-
But anyways, shall post about ISSACC.
ISSACC THE GREEN SPIDER.

This fateful incident happened on the 2nd of April.
I will write down what I have witnessed in the incident.

Place of incident: Outside school, somewhere near sidegate area.
Where the benches are, after the CC.
Victim of incident: COCONUT FACE.
Witness of incident: Candice and Me
The accused of incident: Issacc the GREEN spider.

Write up of incident:

This happened on 2nd april, 2008, at approximately 5+.
Amanda, Candice and me were walking on the pavement until we crossed two ppl playin badminton .
Then.
I saw a green spider on Amanda.
I went: Eeei...
Candice looked at me and said: What thing?
Then she looked at her sleeves and went: AHHHHH!!!
I stared at her and went back to staring at Amanda's sleeve.
I said to her: Amanda. Dun move.
Amanda was puzzled and hence she went: HUH?
Then she looked down and screamed louder than Candice did.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! She went.

Then, Amanda ran to one spot and put her bad don.
Then she started jumping up and down like crazy.
Then I went: AMANDA! The spider jumped of when you screamed.

So she walked back and Candice started saying: You know ppl is put bad down then run. You opposite de. Crazy.
So I started laughing too.

After that we were feeling itchy.
REALLLY ITCHY.
Then she asked me to check if ISSACC is still on her.
So I checked.
And unfortunately.
ISSACC was still on her.
It was on her skirt.
So I was like: Amanda dun move..
And I tried sweeping of ISSACC with my hand.
But it clung on DOWN on the skirt.
And Amanda could see it.
And she jumping up and down SCREAMMINGGG.
AGAIN.
CANDICE OSO.
-.-
And then after that Amnada mispronounced "I spider"
Become ISSACC.
Dunnno how happened.
She siao de.
-.-
So ISSACC MEANS:
Idiotic
Stupid
Sucky
Asshole
Creepy
Crawly

Wahaha.
I have nothing else to say le.
So it's the end of my write-up.

THE END.

I’m just a typical, average girl, everything teenager -- except for my love for dance. Ok, well, not so normal. I’m kinda hyperactive sometimes. I do what needs to be done first, like homework. I like getting presents, although sometimes, honestly, some of them are more neglected attended to than the rest. In all of my 14 years (soon), I have seen a person that can do a 270 degrees split in person. I hope to be one of them, though. I school at Dunman High, the best school on the surface of the Earth. But that’s just my opinion.

Oh, and before I forget, seriously. I forget this all the time. My name is Rachel.